Aaron Hernandez Had a Killer Offseason
Aaron Hernandez is a pretty talented dude. Solid football player for the Patriots. Like many guys in the NFL, when he has a little down time from the season, he enjoys hanging out with thugs, late...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Arrested (VIDEO)
Aaron Hernandez’ attorney wants to make it clear. There is no arrest warrant out for his client. So stop publishing that lie. And ignore that guy who looks just like Aaron Hernandez being led away...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez May Have Killed Before
Aaron Hernandez is like one of those superhero guys with a normal day job who prowls the city at night standing on rooftops looking for trouble. Only, Aaron was looking to get into trouble. And I...
View ArticleTime to Burn the Hernandez Jersey
I’m a man’s man. I’ll give a one murder pass to my favorite NFL players. If OJ had just beheaded Nicole for messing with his mind, I’d still be wearing his jersey. I look forward to seeing Ray Lewis...
View ArticlePatriots Got Aaron Hernandez’ Back
Aaron Hernandez’ legal defense team requested his team files from the New England Patriots. The Patriots refused to release some of his scouting reports citing ‘trade secrets’. When a ruthless...
View ArticlePatriots Fans Underestimated
Potential jurors in the Aaron Hernandez conviction cake walk were handed a questionnaire which contains the following: Are you a fan of the New England Patriots? Have you ever attended a Patriots...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Jail Memorabilia Finally On eBay
Someone is auctioning off a book Aaron Hernandez supposedly used to relay secret messages to his fellow inmates. This wasn’t a hard to decipher system involving ancient Peruvian hieroglyphs, Hernandez...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Not Getting Press
Coverage of the Aaron Hernandez trial is conspicuously lacking from ESPN and major news outlets. ESPN ass funneled you stories about Patriots’ deflated footballs yet rarely mentions that the same team...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez’ Fiancee Is a Keeper
Aaron Hernandez’ fiancee Shayanna Jenkins testified that she put a box containing a murder weapon into a plastic bag and then drove around and threw it in the dumpster because she’s a good woman. Her...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Still Seems Confident
Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole though he’s officially listed as probable for the Patriots season opener in September....
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Still Seems Confident
Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole though he’s officially listed as probable for the Patriots season opener in September....
View ArticleMurdered Somebody? Call Jose Baez
Florida attorney Jose Baez successfully defended Aaron Hernandez in the 2012 double murder of two dudes outside a nightclub who maybe spilled drinks on him inside. Since his first murder conviction,...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Flamed Out Fast
Not many guys will off themselves after a big double murder acquittal. That’s so Aaron Hernandez to do the unexpected. Watching the Patriots celebrate at the White House is a lot for many of us to...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Tributes Pouring In
Heartfelt tributes to obvious murderer Aaron Hernandez are still trickling in after his appropriately creepy death. Hernandez was reportedly found in his cell with the door blocked off, his finger...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Brain Drama
Aaron Hernandez’ family is facing a real dilemma. They agreed to donate his brain to Boston University to be used for CTE research. If it comes back that his brain looked like a Tijuana stop sign,...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez’ Boyfriend Scores Cool Watch
Aaron Hernandez’ prison boyfriend’s greatest accomplishment in life appears to have been bedding the former NFL star. That and some bad face tats. 22 year old rebel without a cause and prodigious...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Murder Car For Sale
The Toyota Forerunner which Aaron Hernandez used to pull a double drive by has been listed on eBay by a creepy car salesmen. If anyone asks, that semen belongs to Hernandez. Yeah, that’s the ticket....
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Outsmarts the Pats in Death
TMZ had nine people executed in order to obtain a copy of the veiled suicide note Aaron Hernandez sent to his fiancee prior to his death by self-asphyxiation in prison. The letter is a short and sweet...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez’ Fiancee Shares It All With Dr. Phil
Aaron Hernandez’ fiancee, Shayanna Jenkens, found herself facing Dr. Phil on the fake home interview set. This is no cakewalk. Your appearance fee is for more than looking good and crying thrice. Dr....
View ArticleAaron Hernandez’ Baby Mama Suing NFL For Making Hernandez Suicidal
It turns out smashing your head into things years after year is bad for your brain. Everybody kind of knew this since the dawn of contact sports. If you ever visited one of those retired NFL player...
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